So I don't really mind driving, but I DESPISE anyone who drives more aggressively than I do (I'm not saying I drive aggressively, just if I notice anyone going significantly faster, etc). That being said, near me there's a 2-lane road that merges into one lane. The right one merges into the left, so naturally I just stay in the left lane to avoid merging. But of course there are these giant FAGGOTS that try to pass everyone in the left lane because they want to be in front because they're in such a fucking hurry. I don't particularly give a fuck, but it unnerves me when the merge is like 10 feet away and there's this douchebag (probably listening to some equally douchebaggy band like Nickelback or Hinder) in the right lane trying to merge into my passenger door. And I'm like "No, sir. You cannot merge into my passenger door. That is for passengers and you are not a passenger, nor will you pass me so BACK THE FUCK OFF.
So that being said: FUCK YOU, pretentious asshole. I hope you were late to wherever you were going.
